“Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”

Also, “You’re going to love my nuts.”

cuanimation:

erockappel:

Yes.

purns:

I don’t know what’s wrong, but this guy is really starting to grow on me.

I couldn’t agree more. He’s oddly fascinating.

First the ShamWow! and now the SlapChop. Watch out Billy Mays this guy is about to SlapChop you out of the spotlight!