This guy reminds me of Harry last September. lookatthisfuckingconvict: “Weeell hallloooo, kind sir.  You wouldn’t happen to have $100,000 to lend a lad for a fortnight, wouldja???  It seems there’s a dame out in Brooklyn who seems to find the advances of men who ride bicycles with gears that are fixed less than acceptable, despite attempts at seeming harmless by the growing of ironic facial hair, and thus misinterpret innocent professions of undying love as ‘stalking’ and ’attmepted rape’, the silly lasses.”

This guy reminds me of Harry last September.

lookatthisfuckingconvict:

“Weeell hallloooo, kind sir.  You wouldn’t happen to have $100,000 to lend a lad for a fortnight, wouldja???  It seems there’s a dame out in Brooklyn who seems to find the advances of men who ride bicycles with gears that are fixed less than acceptable, despite attempts at seeming harmless by the growing of ironic facial hair, and thus misinterpret innocent professions of undying love as ‘stalking’ and ’attmepted rape’, the silly lasses.”