Hello Hi I am alone in Niraj’s apartment and I am hungry. My phone is dead and he forgot to leave me his keys. This cake is stale. I now can’t make pie unless I want to be locked out.

Hello Hi I am alone in Niraj’s apartment and I am hungry. My phone is dead and he forgot to leave me his keys. This cake is stale. I now can’t make pie unless I want to be locked out.

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