Some other asshole owns www.nirajshah.com. And he doesn’t even use it for anything! What a dick!
Despite my best efforts, I do not own www.sarahschneider.com. A silversmith of the same name does, and it haunts me every day.
I can’t say what exactly I would do with the domain if I had it. Maybe a blog? Some sort of official site? Or maybe, just maybe, something more along the lines of www.amypoehler.com.