May 2012
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kyriarchy:
joyusscarecrow:
Enough with the gay jokes, cum on guys.
this is a Niraj joke if i’ve ever seen one.
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Watchashleyalexiss:
thedailywhat:
Morning Fluff: California resident Elaine Bouschard and her grandson, Taylor, were stunned last weekend when an 8-week-old puppy fell from the sky — it had been dropped by a passing hawk.
“My thought is that when God drops a puppy from the sky, you keep it,” Bouschard said. “I actually think God just dropped me a baby to have for Mother’s day, so this is my baby...
mom: “what are you doing?” me: “I’m on tumblr.” mom: “the feminist cat website?”
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Watch“I’m feeling kind of low Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?”
“Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.”
“Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.”
Ryan Bourassa: Comedian & Sinner: I don’t follow... →
ryanbourassa:
I don’t follow many people on Tumblr due to the constant posts about celebrities and unoriginal bullshit that is recycled over and over again. You know what celebrities I care about? Comedians. They’re like the underdogs of celebrities. So, in dedication of that; here is a short list of people I…
Hayhayhay
April 2012
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ryanbourassa:
Two Jews walk into a Bar…
Mitzvah.
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